SAULD!! HOUT!!

Running late after an engagement I could have have completly gone without having been at, I made it into the festival ticket office just in time to purchase a ticket to Rash, only to have the smug faced wanker bitch behind the counter tell me that it was sold out - but I didn't hear 'sold out' - I heard 'sshshssh.....t'.

So I asked her to repeat herself, at which point she loudly proclaimed:

"SAULD!! *breath* HOUT!!"

I should have smacked her over the head with my trusty festival guide, but instead I saw a flick at the Forum for this festival...